Deconstruct Greenwashing with Logic and Satire! 

UK Version

Challenge your students to look beyond "eco-friendly" labels with this high-engagement, satirical workbook. Designed for teenagers, this resource uses logic diagnostics and "Case Files" to deconstruct environmental myths and corporate greenwashing.

Instead of a traditional "individual guilt" narrative, this workbook encourages students to become Logical Citizens by auditing industrial systems and identifying mathematical impossibilities in current climate logic.

What’s Included? *

• 4 Comprehensive Case Files: Covering the Eco-Hypocrite paradox, the Infinite Growth loop, Fossil Fuel "diets", and the Plastic Soup reality.
• Interactive Logic Tasks: Flowcharts, "Greenwashing Bingo," and the "Blame Gauge" to weigh individual vs. systemic impact.
• Decoding the Truth: Detailed deconstructions of "The Human Glitch" to help students understand the physics behind the satire.
• Full Teacher's Answer Key: Complete with "Auditor’s Answers" and pedagogical rationales for every activity.

Educational Standards & Levels

Language Level (CEFR): B2 - C1 (Upper Intermediate / Advanced). Perfect for ESL/EFL students to practice complex vocabulary and tone.

• Citizenship/Social Studies: Media literacy, corporate accountability, and greenwashing.

• English Language: Satire, persuasive techniques, and logical fallacies.

Why use this resource?

This is not just another "recycling" worksheet. It is a tool for critical thinking. It teaches students to calculate scales, recognize marketing deceptions (like "Clean Coal" or "Net-Zero Airlines"), and understand that physics doesn't care about social media aesthetics.

Format: PDF | 12 Pages | Full Answer Key Included Language: UK English (includes terms like 'Petrol', 'Maths', and 'Rubbish').